(car ride home)
K: *lecture lecture lecture, blar blar blar* if u go on like this, u're gonna drown in debts one day!
me: that's y i'm looking for a sugar-daddy lor... *grin*
K: yeah right, suggar-daddy! always hear u snuffing-out guys... this one boh-ngam lar, that one irritates the hell out of u lar... how to find sugar-daddy lidat?
me: those guys are not sugar-daddy material mar...
K: how u know? maybe they're filthy rich ler?
me: erm... i like them old! hehehe...
K: eiyeerrr... lou nyet nyet, how can old men satisfy u? all shriveled up oredi!
me: nemind, i can get satisfaction from material stuff! *grin*
K: hahaha... and when the value of a present exceeds a certain amount, u'll get multiple orgasms?!
me: *lol* yeah, like when he gets me a porsche,.....
K: *falsetto* ooohhhh, darling! *proceeds to make noises too disgusting for this blog*
me: *rolling about laughing hysterically*
4 comments:
k girl or boy? ke ke ke.. ohh laa laa.. multiple orgasm.. wowee
which gal would enact an orgasm to a non-partner so openly?
oh, right after typing that, i can count off at least 3 gal friends who would! hehe...
so ok, that's a valid question. it's a guy.
what...i don't understand.
am i one of the 3?
oh course u ar! u're like the first! hahaha...
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